Restaurant Sides by matt wolfe [cc]

In some neighborhoods, restaurants be like: "Our sides are french fries, baked potato, baked sweet potato, fruit cup, or steamed veggies; for an extra dollar we'll make it a loaded baked potato!"

In my neighborhood: "Sides are french fries, hot wings, or both."

Christmas decorations... by matt wolfe [cc]

All these folks telling me to "weep with those that weep" or "rejoice with those that rejoice" only when it fits them.

Just because the establishment, like Walmart and the outdoor mall, is putting out Christmas decorations now DOESN'T MEAN we just gonna skip Thanksgiving!

PEOPLE RISE UP and savor those beans, greens, potatoes, and tomatoes - YOU NAME IT!

Going to the dentist by matt wolfe [cc]

When you're about to go to the dentist and think: "Should I even brush and floss my teeth right now? I mean, they're getting paid to clean it all anyway... Who am I trying to impress? Is this like when I clean my house before the cleaning person comes over? Or when I debate whether or not to use the good underwear in case I get in an accident and have to go to the hospital?"

Dakota + Adam by matt wolfe [cc]

Congrats to Dakota & Adam on getting hitched!

I don't think I've ever seen a groom give a Christian gospel presentation before, but Adam pulled it off. It was a very sweet wedding, indeed.

Music: "Dance (Accoustic) by Tim Halperin (via
Shot on Canon 5Dmk3 and C100mk2. Edited in Adobe Premiere Pro CC.

Is this blood? by matt wolfe [cc]

When you find a deep crimson stain on your arm, and it's a little "scabby" and you think...

Is this blood?...

And then you think...

Is this jelly?...

And then you try to remember when you last showered versus when you last had a PB&J...

(I would like to point out, that for artists, focusing mental energy on remembering when one last showered is considered a waste of said VALUABLE mental energy. Seriously. I'm not even kidding. Not even kidding. Wait, why did you swipe left on my Tinder profile?)